Trying to join Team:

Team: Do not let the oppressed retreat in disgrace; may the poor and needy praise your name.

Me: Psalm 74, 21

Also Me: *failed*

Team:

Me: Impostible

Team: You sus

Me: No.

Team: C

Me: I don’t want to speak this language anymore.

Engineer: C++

Me: escapes into creative assembly

Code: KILL ME

ME: Y

Team: ‘Cause of

Action: Me was imposter.

Imposter: memes

Actually me: *laughing to death*

Death: Hello friend, long time no C

Me:

Also me: me

Watermelon: invalid

Roman Inkvision: *never happened*

Roman: Hey

Me: Okay… sorry.

Also Me: I really didn’t want to turn everything into a joke, but I couldn’t help it.

What I actually meant: *myself*

Crew: You are fired.

Me: Ok.

Crew:

After I put on my googles:

When the crew realises that I am not joking:

What the crew though:

How it seemed:

After I realised that this was illegal:

What actually happened:

When you realise what to me:

What the wisdom tried to tell:

What I felt like:

People: hot

What I saw:

When I understand that my actions will have no consequences.

Consequences: