I remember that I once had a teacher in my secondary school. He was throwing around some of these golden coins. But they were actually fake and just chocolate. He was a funny one. Another teacher even was in Afghanistan, I think he once mentioned that there were some mines around there and that he was scared of getting hit or roll over one of them. But I am not sure whether he actually got hit. At least he was in one piece after he returned. And I mean, I am really not making this up. He really was there.
And another of my teachers (well actually not of my class, just as a replacement for another one who was sick or something) also said, that you can learn a lot about changing a wheel. But you have to do it at least once, before you know how it is done.
Some guy: What are you trying to tell me with these school stories?
Else: But we didn’t get your photo, you promised!
Me: Eh… eh… I mean… Okay next time. Alright?
Else: Next time… next time… always next time. Why not now?
Me: I … eh… I am under a lot of pressure (no jokes, my head burns).
Else: Well, then take a short break and we will see us soon.
Me: But how can I be sure that I am allowed to take a break, while everything is braking already in my head?
Else: I think, just do it and see what happens.
Me: Just do it?
Me: Okay, but I will upload a photo.
Else: No… no you won’t.
Me: But I thought you wanted me to…
Else: It was a test.
Me: But I already revealed everything about me.
Else: Yes, because you are stupid.
Me: You got me…
Me: It is always the same… why does this keep happening?
Else: Haven’t you seen the recent news?
Me: You mean the election?
Me: Some of it, but maybe only half of it. But I am sure it was enough to be sure to know who will win.
Else: Aaaaand you failed.
Me: Oh sorry, that was in my browser history. I misclicked it.
What I actually meant:
Else: So you think it will be Biden?
Peter: But I thought we are the foot?
Some guy: *confused* *looks down on his feet*