… for far too long.
But the housekeeper presents more:
I think I will have to cut my hair soon.
Also Me:

The I found out it was fake.
So I called the hotline in Miami and found out that it was fake, as well.
So I searched for the owner of the company because I didn’t want to talk to indian call centers and get half-broken english words thrown into my face. I mean ear. Hearing.
Then I went to the company and I saw this:
Actually the rest of the world (right now):
Some people who still think we are in our 20s:
After they realized: