… for far too long.

But the housekeeper presents more:

I think I will have to cut my hair soon.

Also Me:

The I found out it was fake.

So I called the hotline in Miami and found out that it was fake, as well.

So I searched for the owner of the company because I didn’t want to talk to indian call centers and get half-broken english words thrown into my face. I mean ear. Hearing.

Then I went to the company and I saw this:

Actually the rest of the world (right now):

Some people who still think we are in our 20s:

After they realized: