An denen ich gerne waer.

How long can you believe in something which is not visible?

Me:

Someone: Wait… he is the government?

Me: ???

Also me: What ya talkin about?

Someone elses: The whether, but you know my english isn’t good.

Other one: *Weather. You meant you were talking about the weather.

Someone elses: Eh yes, talking about the weather, the clouds and storms outside.

Some guy: *looks outside the window* Well, I see sunshine.

Else: dont💔

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Stranger:

Nooo… the other stranger:

Me: No sir, I am afraid, I am not able to.

Another Stranger:

Because they wanted to know the truth.

But then this happened:

But luckily everyone knew, that no women got hurt in this story.

Well and a few men as well.

Stranger again:

Me: Geee… sorry.

Stranger: What did you SAY?!

Me: *lying flat on the ground* Help?

Stranger: *coughs*

Me: Sorry mom.

Stranger: I am not your mother, you baby.

Me: *cries*

Stranger: I didn’t mean it that way.

Me: OK *red eyes*

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Meanwhile at the set of the new (anti)-terror movie Blinker:

I wonder who trained these actors. Deserves a golden medal or an Oscar.

What do you think Mike?

Mike: Ty son. I would agree. But my heart goes for the victims, relatives and friends and family.

If only this war could end………..