Some guy towards Carl: Aber das tötet Menschen, Carl! (But that kills humans, Carl!)
Dude: DUde, you got the meme wrong.
Me: Oh. Dang. Sorry.
Marshall: So you tell me that they are all red ya nd green as well?
Marshall: So you say, that they are all on our side? I mean, are you sure? Because it is highly speculative.
Me: Well, tell me Marshall, these are your boys after all.
Marshall: And what about the other forces?
Me: You mean?
Marshall: Well, the other forces of authority and power. Obviously.
Marshall: No, that doesn’t exists.
Me: WHO told you this?
Marshall: I don’t know. A bird probably.
Me: Birds. You mean the ones which Twitter?
Marshall: Isn’t this what birds to?
Me: What birds DO!
Marshall: Ah right. sORRY.
Me: Not so loud. Others could listen.
Marshall whispers: Oh, you right son. I forgot.
Me: Aren’t you the one WHO is listening?
Marshall: Not sure, maybe… maybe not.