What The F-U.N

Someone: NOT THE NAVY!

Someone else: Wait what?

X: The Navy is fine. They always say “I’m fine”, so it must be.

Someone: But how can you trust them?

Me: Colors.

Someone: Excuse me, sir?

Me: *coughs* COLORS.

Someone: Yes, I have used the new cleaning product you recommended.

Me: The what?

Someone: Wasn’t it about the … ah forget it. It wasn’t urgent anyway.

Me: How? Where? When?

Someone else: In your head. I think.

My head hurts…

Because I have seen it before…

But this time, it isn’t a dream (anymore?).

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