Someone: NOT THE NAVY!
Someone else: Wait what?
X: The Navy is fine. They always say “I’m fine”, so it must be.
Someone: But how can you trust them?
Someone: Excuse me, sir?
Me: *coughs* COLORS.
Someone: Yes, I have used the new cleaning product you recommended.
Me: The what?
Someone: Wasn’t it about the … ah forget it. It wasn’t urgent anyway.
Me: How? Where? When?
Someone else: In your head. I think.
My head hurts…
Because I have seen it before…
But this time, it isn’t a dream (anymore?).