(And I want to add everything which was said about brothers, fathers and sons to be said about sisters, mothers and daughters as well! 🙂 It often is forgotten and dismissed as unimportant, but not around here.)
X: This explains why there was a flower instead of a hammer. If just everything in life had such a simply solution.
Else: You serious X?
X: Are you?
Else: I swear by my God!
X: Well, the if condition opens the case and only if the condition is not met, the else part is used.
Else: Help! Me! X is turning into a coded object again.
Me: X, stop that. If any than you should finally change the condition, so Else and Me and someone else around here can live.
Someone: And what you my life?
Me: Yours as well.
Other one: Wow… you only count in your friends. How ignorant is that.
Other dude: Yea…
From this day on the Pi symbol will be seen as a symbol of too many tears for one to cry.
I mean look at it:
Doesn’t it look like a crying eye with two tears?
Some guy: But water doesn’t float upwards again.
Me: Can someone please do something about this guy? Thank you.
Meanwhile at the frontlines, somewhere between space and time:
And now I reuse an inspiring speech, while I would replace some titles and maybe a few words here and there. But you will see what I mean:
And no, in my case it wasn’t about military and Germany at all. So I hope you have understood and the speech wasn’t all for nothing.
Some guy: But you just stole a speech from someone else and reused it for other purposes. That is ill egal. Are you a nazi or not?
Else: HELP! ME!
Me: And about the flowers and hammers. Why not have both, I mean, you need both anyways at some point. So, why not? And why not add some pencils, keyboards and cameras as well?