I planned to write more in this one, but images say more than words.
And since in good old tradition, you opened the first page.
Too bad, that it wasn’t a usual book. You know what I mean.
I fell for it as well, the first time. Man was I confused…
People: Wait he is Google?
Also people: What is real and what is cake?
Some of you: Now I know what’s real what’s cake.
Me: Because the cake is a lie.
You: But wasn’t it meant to be fak…
Hey and by the way, I am glad we have these international or at least national laws against child labour.
People raise their ears.
Actually people (at this point [because they know now]):
Because we are all children.
This is how we know who the children of God are and who the children of the devil are: Anyone who does not do what is right is not God’s child, nor is anyone who does not love their brother and sister.1 John 3:10 (NIV)
So now we can tell who are children of God and who are children of the devil. Anyone who does not live righteously and does not love other believers does not belong to God.1 John 3:10 (NLT)
This is how God’s children and the devil’s children become obvious. Whoever does not do what is right is not of God, especially the one who does not love his brother or sister.1 John 3:10 (CSB)
Shall I go on?
Oh and some people said to me, that I am acting, as if I am five. So I guess then I am tax free. Am I eight?
People: No you are… wait what?
People after reading my whole life: